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The roast
Upload a room photo and get a sharp, specific critique that calls out what is fighting the space—and what is already working.
AI interior reality check
Your room asked for brutal honesty.
Upload a photo. RoomRoast calls out the decor crimes, then turns the verdict into a prioritized, shoppable fix list.
One room free. No credit card. Feelings optional.
Sample verdict
“The rug is social distancing from the furniture.”
The RoomRoast promise
Savage delivery. Useful advice.
No fake praise
Clear feedback over vague compliments.
Budget-aware
Free fixes come before shopping.
Photo-private
You decide what gets shared.
From photo to game plan
Less mood board. More move-this-now.
RoomRoast combines a memorable critique with an ordered plan, so you know what to change first and what can wait.
02
The fix
Turn every critique into prioritized changes, from quick layout moves to the one piece worth replacing first.
03
The shopping list
Get a practical shortlist of pieces that fit the direction, so inspiration becomes an actionable room refresh.
Designed to share
Keep the fix list. Share the burn.
Export the funniest line without exposing your complete room plan.
Your call
Private by default. Share only when the roast is too good not to.
Pick your level of honesty
Roasts priced by room.
Start free, then unlock deeper plans when you are ready to do more than move a lamp.
Quick Burn
A fast reality check for one room.
$0
- 1 room roast
- Top 3 fixes
- Shareable roast card
Best fix
Full Intervention
The complete diagnosis and a realistic path out.
$12 / room
- Detailed decor roast
- Prioritized action plan
- Shoppable fix list
- Budget and splurge options
- Layout suggestions
- Saved room report
Whole Place
For a move, makeover, or multi-room reckoning.
$29 / 5 rooms
- 5 full interventions
- Cross-room style direction
- Combined shopping list
- Reports saved together
Before you upload
Fair questions. Unfiltered answers.
Your couch can handle it
Ready to hear what everyone else is thinking?
Upload one room and leave with a laugh, a plan, and fewer questionable throw pillows.